The Cat In The Hat On Aging

I cannot see

I cannot pee

I cannot chew

I cannot screw

Oh my God! What can I do?

My memory shrinks

My hearing stinks

No sense of smell

I look like hell

My mood is bad- - can you tell?

My body's drooping

Have trouble pooping

The Golden Years have come at last

The Golden Years can kiss my ass!





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